Hardcore Hornography

This is one blow job you won't forget
Baby, I ain't through with you yet
When that trumpet starts to play
Lay back and think of the U.S.A.

Pop the coochie!
Hump that rump!

Slip me a little more saxaphone
Grease me up some slide trombone
All my girlfriends say I'm spoiled
My man's got the best valve oil

Give me a little bit of that pepper
Give me a little bit of that salt
Give me anything you've got
And I'll throw it in the gumbo pot

Ah, looky there!
It's a pubic hair
Will you looky there
It's a pubic hair

I am a bitch for pitch
A ho for horn
A strumpet for trumpet
And hardcore corn
You are a pussy man
I am a horny girl
"And I say to myself
What a wonderful world!"