Count to 3

Count to 3
There's not enough hours in the day
I think I'm gonna write to my M.P.
cos on a Friday
when I get my pay,
there's enough time to count to 3

There's not enough fish in the sea
to fill up the gap found between
the things you find
in the Sunday Times
and the way things look to me

Nevertheless, you can resist
so pick up a pen
and be a pest, I insist

There's too many cops on the beat
Syncopation might just help
Funk on the "one"
Breakbeats are fun
Now papa's got a brand new pigbag

Nevertheless, you can resist
so pick up a pen
and be a pest, I insist

The cops'll get bust
time will get lost
Maybe politicians will feel remorse

The cops'll get bust...

I don't feel anything
There's tonic in my gin
But I'll do it anyway
just to piss you off, is that OK?