El Rap Del Dios Eolo

The Rap of the God Aeolus

El Rap Del Dios Eolo

If I have powers and you better believe itSi tengo poderes y más vale que lo creas
Do you have doubts? Ask the people who are not good!¿Tienes dudas? ¡Pregúntale a la gente que no es buena!
I warned them!¡Yo les advertí!
(What?)(Qué?)
That I didn't want to fightQue no quería polear
But they insisted and now I must dig their gravePero ellos insistieron y ahora su tumba debo cavar
You seem like a good person indeedTu pareces ciertamente buena persona
Also her, the girlTambién ella, la niña
(What girl?)(¿Qué niña?)
It doesn't matterQue importa
I am the God Aeolus they say I look like PortaYo soy el Dios eolo dicen que parezco porta
But I am better, I beat him in Mortal KombatPero yo soy mejor, le gano en el Mortal Kombat
(But if you have powers?)(¿Pero si tienes poderes?)
Yes, I can show youSi, les puedo mostrar
Watch closely!Mira con atención!
I'm going to turn off the cameraLa cámara voy a apagar

SeeVes
I told you I was realTe dije que yo si era real
If my magic hat gives me any abilitySi mi sombrero mágico me da cualquier habilidad
I beatLe gané a
GokuGoku
Chuck NorrisChuck norris
BatmanBatman
FlashFlash
SupermanSuperman
With my eyes closed and a few beers I could beat themCon los ojos cerrados y unas chelas les pude ganar
YouUsted
(Who, me?)(¿Quién, yo?)
You are a good person, don't misbehaveUsted es buena persona no te portes mal
Because I fight and I fight for realPorque yo poleo y poleo de verdad

I am the God Aeolus and I come to save this city!¡Yo soy el Dios Eolo y vengo a salvar a esta ciudad!
With my superpowers I will fight!¡Con mis superpoderes voy a polear!
I will enjoy defeating the bad people!¡De vencer a la gente mala voy a disfrutar!
And with my belly full of beers¡Y con la panza llena de caguamas
And a big nopal on my forehead!Y en la frente un granopal!
I will tell youTe contaré

What happened to me yesterdayLo que me paso ayer
I was walking, flying, walking on JupiterIba paseando, volando, caminando en Júpiter
Then Brad Pitt arrives and gives me a ham sandwich'Tonces llega Brad Pitt y me da un sandwich de jamón
And as it was obvious, I never said noY como era obvio nunca le dije que no
It turns out that the ham in the sandwich was special!Resultaba que el jamón del sandwich era especial!
He says it grants wishes and that three he could give!¡Dice que cumplía deseos y que tres podía dar!
I wanted to be a millionaire, be beautiful and flyYo quería ser millonario, ser hermoso y volar
But I was hungry and I had to swallow it!Pero tenía hambre y ¡me lo tuve que tragar!
(Really!)(Neta'!)
This dude!Este wey!
Brad Pitt!Brad Pitt!
He got mad and wanted to fight!¡Se enojó y quiso pelear!
And since I'm a big Mexican guy, I didn't back down!Y como soy mexicanote no me hice para atrás!
But, I used my powers and I could beat himPero, usé mis poderes y yo le pude ganar
And I've been drinking since Thursday to celebrateY estoy tomando desde el jueves para celebrar
(Hell yeah)(Ahuevo)

I am the God Aeolus and I come to save this city!¡Yo soy el Dios Eolo y vengo a salvar a esta ciudad!
With my superpowers I will fight!¡Con mis superpoderes voy a polear!
I will enjoy defeating the bad people!¡De vencer a la gente mala voy a disfrutar!
And with my belly full of beers and a big nopal on my forehead!¡Y con la panza llena de caguamas y en la frente un gran nopal!

I am the God Aeolus and I come to save this city!¡Yo soy el Dios Eolo y vengo a salvar a esta ciudad!
With my superpowers I will fight!¡Con mis superpoderes voy a polear!
I will enjoy defeating the bad people!¡De vencer a la gente mala voy a disfrutar!
And with my belly full of beers and a big nopal on my forehead!¡Y con la panza llena de caguamas y en la frente un gran nopal!