The Story of the Cat and the Sandwich

La Historia Del Gato y El Sándwich

I swear this story is realJuro que esta historia es real
And it’s a tragedy, don’t you dare laughY es de desgracia no se deben burlar
Between two slices, I made something greatEntre dos panes hice algo genial
It was a sandwich, no doubt a classicEra un sándwich sin duda ejemplar

But before I could take a bite (oh, no)Pero desde antes de que pueda probar (oh, no)
I hear a noise, sounded like a meowEscucho un ruido, parecía un maullar

It was a kittyEra un felino
I kinda got distractedComo que me distraje
(Without realizing)(Sin darme cuenta)
It was all a setupTodo fue un chantaje
(When I turned around)(Cuando volteé)
When I turned around, my sandwich was goneCuando volteé mi swándich ya no estaba

The cat just said: MeowEl gato solo dijo: Meow
Say something else, you idiotDi otra cosa imbécil
Meow doesn’t mean anything (oh, oh)Meow no significa nada (oh, oh)
Meow do me a solidMeow haz el puto favor
Go to the fridgeVe al refrigerador
And make another sandwichY prepara otro sándwich

I couldn’t believe itNo lo podía creer
What am I gonna eat now?¿Ahora qué voy a comer?
My fridge is emptyMi refri está vacío
And I don’t have a plan B (oh, no)Y no tengo un plan B (oh, no)
Just me and that damn catSolo yo y el gato maldito
I guess I’ll eat himCreo que me lo comeré

You asked for itTú lo pediste
I’m not ChineseYo no soy chino
(Don’t be sad anymore)(Ya no estés triste)
But fatePero el destino
(Is telling me that)(Me dice que)
Today I’ll have grilled catHoy comeré gato a la parrilla

The cat just said: MeowEl gato solo dijo: Meow
Say something else, you idiot!¡Di otra cosa imbécil!
Meow doesn’t mean anything (oh, oh)Meow no significa nada (oh, oh)
Meow do me a solidMeow haz el puto favor
Go to the fridge and make another sandwichVe al refrigerador y prepara otro swándich

Don’t you have anything to say?¿No tienes nada que decir?

Meow, meow, meowMeow, meow, meow
Meow, meow, meowMeow, meow, meow
Meow, meowMeow, meow

The cat just said: MeowEl gato solo dijo: Meow
Say something else, you idiotDi otra cosa imbécil
Meow doesn’t mean anythingMeow no significa nada

MeowMeow