If I Had Someone To Cheat On

I'm not here just drinking someone's mem'ry away
But I wish I had someone I could leave so I could stay
I'm not the kind who runs around and cheats on his wife
Cause if I had someone to cheat on I'd go home tonight

I don't like this honky tonking drinkin' all the time
But I wish I had someone I was drinkin' off my mind
If I had someone to do wrong I only do her right
Cause if I had someone to cheat on I'd go home tonight

There's no one at home waiting for me
No one to hold when I turn out the lights
Once I knew a man who cheated and threw away his life
Now if I had someone to cheat on I'd go home tonight
If I had someone to cheat on I'd go home tonight