Assholes

One, two
One, two, three, four!

You can take your money
And put it in your asshole
You can take your condo
And put it in your bungalow
You can take your Goddamn financial plans
And jerk yourself off

You can take your GMOs
Your NFL, your Superbowl
Yeah, you can take your CEOs
Giant head and tiny soul
And throw it in a wormhole
'Cause in the end we're all alone
Yeah, throw it in a wormhole
'Cause in the end we're all alone (ah!)

Do you believe in God?
Who do you think made the internet?
Another round of fraps for me and my bitches
I'm not gonna tip you, I don't even know you!

You can take your credit card
And max it hard on living large
Yeah, you can take your asshole
And put it in your new car
And drive it into a wormhole
'Cause in the end we're all alone
Yeah, drive it into a wormhole
'Cause in the end we're all alone (ah!)

Holiday
Celebrate
Holiday
Celebrate

You can take your golf clubs
Your white gloves your tech job
Yeah, you can take your asshole
And put it in your new car
And drive it into a wormhole
'Cause in the end we're all alone
Yeah, drive it into a wormhole
'Cause in the end we're all alone

Yeah, drive it into a wormhole
'Cause in the end we're all alone
Yeah, drive it into a wormhole
'Cause in the end we're all alone
In the end we're all alone
In the end we're all alone