I-I-I can't wait to do the missionary, baby
Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait
I can't wait for you t-t-to take care of me
Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait
We're gonna make the perfect little baby
Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait
Not until you motherfucking marry me!

I'm gonna run down the aisle and tongue kiss the priest
I'm gonna dance on your mother like an eight-legged freak
I'm gonna stuff my face and eat the whole damn cake
Baby, I can't wait for my
Perfect wedding day

I can't wait for you to put a ring on me
Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait
I can't wait to go to couple's therapy
Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait
We're gonna make the perfect little baby
Can't wait, can't wait, I can't fucking wait
Not until you motherfucking marry me!

I'm gonna run down the aisle and tongue kiss the priest
I'm gonna dance on your mother like an eight-legged freak
I'm gonna stuff my face and eat the whole damn cake
Baby, I can't wait for my
Perfect wedding day

Here comes the bride, better run and hide
(Just can't wait, just gonna levitate)
Here comes the bride, better run and hide
(Just can't wait, just gonna levitate)

Run down the aisle and tongue kiss the priest
I'm gonna dance on your mother like an eight-legged freak
I'm gonna stuff my face and eat the whole damn cake
Baby, I can't wait for my (raah!)

Run down the aisle and tongue kiss the priest
I'm gonna dance on your mother like an eight-legged freak
I'm gonna stuff my face and eat the whole damn cake
Baby, I can't wait for my

Run down the aisle and tongue kiss the priest
I'm gonna dance on your mother like an eight-legged freak
I'm gonna stuff my face and eat the whole damn cake
Baby, I can't wait for my perfect wedding day