Finland / Fisch Schlapping Dance

COMPANY:
Finland, Finland, Finland
That's the country for me!

(VARIOUS ANIMAL NOISES)

MAYOR:
Finland is the country where we dance
Finland is the country where we play
Here in Finland boy and girl can find a true romance
In traditional Scandinavian vay!

ALL:
Schlip! Schlap!

MAYOR:
Schlip-a-schlap-a vay

ALL:
Schlip! Schlap!

MAYOR:
Schlap away all day

ALL:
Schlip! Schlap!

MAYOR:
You simply can't go wrong
Vith traditional fish-schlapping song

ALL:
Finland, Finland, Finland

MEN:
The country where I quite want to be

SOLOIST 1:
Pony trekking-

SOLOIST 2:
Or camping-

ALL:
Or just watching TV
Finland, Finland, Finland
That's the country for me

HISTORIAN (spoken):
I said, "England."

COMPANY (spoken in tandem):
What? Oh, sorry, sorry about that