Baby Rats

She's beautiful and political she's vegan so I'm watching what I'm eating- if there's a hole in the ozone how could she notice me, if I eat rainforest beef will she smell it on my teeth. She doesn't wear makeup of course she doesn't need it but more than that she sees that neither do baby rats she's got 10 causes sewn on her sweater she'll never talk to me I think she knows
my shoes are leather, if all the landfills have filled up how could she think of me if I don't recycle cans will she ever hold my hand the weight of the world's not resting on your shoulders don't trivialize your zits your time will come to save the planet look out the sky is falling instead of hearts and bombs aren't letters that says let's be friends