Si tu si yo, si, no

If you, if I, yes, no

Si tu si yo, si, no

If you hadn't thrown the fridge at meSi tú no me hubieras tirado la nevera
I would have never thrown the coffee grinder at you,yo jamás te hubiera tirado el molinillo de café,
we, we, we...we,we,we...
if you hadn't thrown the sofa at mesi tu no me hubieras tirado el sofá
I would have never thrown the sofa bed at you,yo jamás te hubiera tirado el mueble cama,
we, we, we...we,we,we...

That's how we both are,Así estamos los dos,
with plaster casts in the hospital,en el hospital escayolados,
that's how we both areasí estamos los dos
with plaster casts in the hospital,en el hospital escayolados,
instead of making love...en vez de estar haciendo el amor...
instead of making loveen vez de estar haciendo el amor
behind the curtain of a summer cinema.tras la cortina de un cine de verano.

If you, if I, if you, if I...(x4)Si tu si yo, si tu si yo...(x4)

If you weren't so AmericanSi tú no fueras tan americano
I wouldn't be so Russian either,yo tampoco seria tan ruso,
if you weren't so Americansi tu no fueras tan americano
I wouldn't be so Russian eitheryo tampoco seria tan ruso
that's how we both areasí estamos los dos
with plaster casts in the hospital,en el hospital escayolados,
and that's how we both arey así estamos los dos
with plaster casts in the hospital,en el hospital escayolados,
instead of making love...en vez de estar haciendo el amor...
instead of making love...en vez de estar haciendo el amor...
behind the curtain of a summer cinema.tras la cortina de un cine de verano.

If you, if I, if you, if I...(x4)Si tu si yo, si tu si yo...(x4)

You have more teeth than a zipperTienes mas dientes que una cremallera
and that's why you smile and the sidewalks shiney por eso sonries y relucen las aceras
women look at you, children look at youque te miran las mujeres, que te miran los niños
and I'm crazy to bite your teeth!!...y yo estoy loquito por comerte los piños!!...

And I dressed up as a hyena to see if that would make you smile,Y me vestí de hiena para ver si así te hacía sonreir,
we, we, wewe,we,we
And I dressed up as a hyena to see if that would make you smile,Y me vestí de hiena para ver si así te hacía sonreir,
we, we, wewe,we,we
and thus avoid both of us being in plaster casts,y así poder lograr evitar estar los dos escayolados,
and thus avoid both of us being in plaster casts,y así poder lograr evitar estar los dos escayolados,
to be able to make love...poder estar haciendo el amor...
to be able to make love...poder estar haciendo el amor...
behind the curtain of a summer cinema.tras la cortina de un cine de verano.

If you, if I, if you, if I...(x4)Si tu si yo, si tu si yo...(x4)

if you hadn't thrown the fridge at mesi tu no me hubieras tirado la nevera
I would have never! thrown the coffee grinder at you...yo jamás! te hubiera tirado el molinillo de café...