It's Hard To Be A Viking

My chains are old and rusty
My spikes no longer sharp
My jacket is gray now
My hair is falling out
My heroes have betrayed me
To the pop side of the force
As they dress in pretty lace
I scream out my disgrace
chorus: It's hard to be a Viking
Oh, no battle for me to die
Yeah it's hard to be a Viking
Keep this pose all summer time
It's fucking hard, the way it is
I'll never get to Valhalla
Please help me Thor, or your father Odin
I just don't know what to do
repeat chorus