Watching The Birds Shit On My Head

Walking down the street with my brand new shoes
Look down at my feet and see i've stepped on poo
Feel a hot and slimy liquid landed on my scalp
Running down my hair, green and white no doubt
That's how my life is i relly hate this
Boy i'm pissed, guess i'll just sit and...
Watch the birds shit , watching the birds shit
Birds are shitting on my head (2x)
Ohohohoh, the birds still shitting
My girlfriend dumped me for a cooler guy
And i know i got horns that reach up to the sky yeah
So now i know when i see doves and sparrows
I better run 'cause they come shooting like arrows
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