Ett Gammalt Fult Och Elakt Troll Det Var En Gång

An Old Ugly and Mean Troll Once Upon a Time

Ett Gammalt Fult Och Elakt Troll Det Var En Gång

An old ugly and mean troll once upon a timeEtt gammalt fult och elakt troll det var en gång
who came to this land in a hot air balloonsom kom till detta landet i en luftballong
It settled in Småland with its head in ÅlandDet lade sig i småland med huvudet på Åland
and its feet were at the same time in Lundoch fötterna de var i samma stund i Lund

And at the old troll's place was a troll ladyOch hos det gamla trollet var en trollmadam
with a nose as big as all of Amsterdamen näsa hade hon som hela Amsterdam
She cooked up the food and served it on platesHon lagade till maten och lade upp på faten
a cake made of sand as big as Svealanden kaka utav sand så stor som svealand

And at the old troll's place was an old catOch hos det gamla trollet var en gammal katt
that was so big, so big it filled all of Kattegattsom var så stor så stor som hela kattegatt
Far away in Yokohama you could hear it meowLångt bort i yukohama man hörde hur han jama
and its tail was round like all of Öresundoch svansen den var rund som hela öresund

Now this short tale is over for this timeNu är den korta sagan slut för denna gång
for the trolls have already taken off in their balloonför trollen redan gett sig av i sin ballong
Now they're probably at the pole, yeah maybe in the sunNu är dom nog vid polen, ja kanske mitt i solen
and dear friend, they'll never come back againoch kära vän dom kommer aldrig mer igen