Marvellous Moses

Never thought he'd ever
get his metal boat
to fly in the air,
Moses did it...
With a string at each end,
We nearly all died
when he tugged and he sighed
saying "you are the fools",
Moses did it...
With his hair tied to his shoes.

Come around here
they say you've got something to hide.
I've never met a man like Moses
with so much time.
Moses had a thought
to put another hill
on a mountain,
Moses did it...
With a spoon in each hand.
To our surprise
Moses closed up his eyes
saying "show me no rules",
Moses did it...
With his arms tied to his side.

Come around here
they say you've got something to hide.
I've never met a man like Moses
with so much time.
Came the great day
Moses tried to drink a lake
for a penny
Moses did it...
O man, he looked heavy
He walked around all day
saying "I've got so much pain,
give me a shove",
Moses did it...
Tourist attraction!