Festa No Céu

Party In Heaven

Festa No Céu

The lion was going to get marriedO leão ia casar
To his lioness brideCom sua noiva leoa
And Saint Peter, to pleaseE São Pedro, pra agradar
Prepared a good partyPreparou uma festa boa
He quickly sent a telegramMandou logo um telegrama
Inviting the male animalsConvidando os bicho macho
To bring all the ladiesQue levasse toda as dama
That existed down hereQue existisse cá por baixo

There was a beautiful tablePois, tinha uma bela mesa
And a piano in the hallE um piano no salão
After the dance, as a surpriseFindo o baile, por surpresa
At the lion's banquetNo banquete do leão
All the animals were warnedOs bicho tudo avisado
They were waiting for the dayTavam esperando o dia
Everything was preparedTudo tava preparado
To engage in the orgyPara entrar firme na orgia

And on the appointed dayE no tar dia marcado
The animals took a bathOs bicho tomaram um banho
They went to heaven in lineForam pro céu alinhado
All in order by sizeTudo em ordem por tamanho
The mosquito entered the roomO mosquito entrou na sala
With a cigar in its mouthCom um charuto na boca
The bedbug with a canePercevejo de bengala
And the cockroach entered wearing a hatE a barata entrou de toca

Buzzing like an arrowZunindo qual uma seta
Came the penguin from the poleVeio o pinguim do polo
And the fish on a bicycleE o peixe de bicicleta
With the anteater in its armsCom o tamanduá no colo
The crab arrived lateO siri chegou atrasado
In the bird's beakNo bico do passarinho
As it had been difficultPois, muito tinha custado
To put on its collarPra botar seu colarinho

And the cat wore glovesE o gato foi de luva
To attend the weddingPara assistir o casório
The alligator with an umbrellaJacaré de guarda-chuva
And the snake with suspendersE a cobra de suspensório
The pig in a white suitO porco de terno branco
With a shoe with no soleCom um sapato sem sola
And the tiger in clogsE o tigre de tamanco
With a coat and top hatDe casaco e de cartola

With a bow tie and bowler hatDe lacinho à borboleta
Came the deer-gallantVeio o veado-galheiro
And the donkey with glassesE o burro de luneta
Riding on a carterMontado num carroceiro
The monkey with the female monkeyO macaco com a macaca
With rouge on its snoutCom o rouge pelo focinho
The cow looked funnyEstava engraçada a vaca
With a bra and little bodyDe porta-seio e corpinho

I'll shorten the speechVou breviar o discurso
To avoid saying so many namesPra não dizer tantos nome
There went the bear's wifeLá foi a mulher do urso
With a man-style wigDe cabeleira à la homme
When the lion was enteringQuando o leão foi entrando
Saint Peter laughed a lotSão Pedro muito se riu
And shouted to the animalsE pros bicho foi gritando
Fell! April Fools'!Caiu! Primeiro de abril!