Michael Finnegan

There was an old man named Michael Finnegan
He had whiskers on his chinnegan
He cut 'em off but they grew in again
Poor old Michael Finnegan
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There was an old man named Michael Finnegan
He went fishing with a pin again
Caught a fish but it flopped back it in again
Poor old Michael Finnegan
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There was an old man named Michael Finnegan
He ran a race and tried to win again
He fell down and bumped his shin again
Poor old Michael
Poor old Michael
Poor old Michael Finnegan
Don't begin again.