Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo

I don't want tofu
I'd rather have a mouth full of beef stew
I don't want to be vegetarian
Why eat beans when you can have steak instead?

I don't feel bad about
Eating something that's dead
So why should I be sad
For cows getting hit in the head?
So I like eating fish
Tell me what's wrong with this
How can you blame me
For eating chicken of the sea?

Don't waste your breath yelling at me
About animal rights
And how they should be free
It's survival of the fittest
And were winning

I don't feel bad about
Eating something that's dead
So why should I be sad
For chickens being force fed
So I like eating fish
Tell me what's wrong with this
How can you blame me
For eating chicken of the sea?