The Agony of Victory

Come on underachievers
Come on all you underpass believers
We'll give you the skills for street living
It feels pretty great to just give in
So just give in

Dropouts, repeat offenders
We'll take the weary, weak the street bartenders
Show them the best times are on the street
Satisfaction through the thrill of defeat
Ain't it sweet

Once you stop yourself from caring
About all this stuff, that's when you wanna start sharing
'Cause all the things we want are cheap or free
I define success as not working
And I live like a king

We've got no competition
We've got no accomplished mission
We just wanna live where none other has lived
Of course we'll take anything you wanna give
So fucking give

Come on dance like a retard
Life's an endless party, not a punchcard
I don't understand some peoples drive
Let's just fucking drink and be alive
Not just survive