P.F.J.

Well, Pink Flag Joe
He pretends he's fast
And long about one day
You know he came in last
Well, Pink Flag Joe
He does the flambo twist
With the finger motions
That you can't resist

And there's no more coming attractions
Well, there's no more coming attractions
There's no more coming attractions
To see

Well, Pink Flag Joe
With his wealthy lips
Yeah, he goes to movies
That don't exist
He conversations with people
For the sheer effect
And he says he's a product
Of gross neglect

And there's no more coming attractions
Well, there's no more coming attractions
Yeah, there's no more coming attractions
To see

(Pink Flag Joe)
(Pink Flag Joe)

Well, Pink Flag Joe
You know he's slightly tipped
And he swore his life
That he was gypped
Well, he felt the pressure
(Felt the pressure)
And he passed it off
And he thought he resembled
Romanoff

And there's no more coming attractions
Well, there's no more coming attractions
Oh, there's no more coming attractions
To see

Pink Flag Joe