Se Enojó Mi Suegra

My Mother-in-Law Got Mad

Se Enojó Mi Suegra

Yesterday, what a mess, my mother-in-law got wetAyer que cacharro se me mojo mi suegra
And made me fight with my wifeY me hizo pelear con mi mujer
It's because last night I stayed out lateEs porque anoche me quede en la calle
And got home at dawnY a la casa llegue al amanecer

I didn't ask to wake upNo pedí amanecer
With my side pieceCon mi chimbotero
I didn't ask to wake upNo pedí amanecer
With my flingCon las de mi arroja
I didn't ask to wake upNo pedí amanecer
With MaricardonaCon Maricardona
I didn't ask to wake upNo pedí amanecer
I'm from CacorrobleroSoy de Cacorroblero

(Clearly)(Claro)
(Like this)(Así)
(Come on Geraldo)(Animo Geraldo)
(Just like that)(Así ome)
(With the same drink)(Con la misma copa de licor)
The poor married guyEl pobre casado

The devil took him awaySe lo llevo fue el diablo
The mother-in-law and the wife are on his caseLa suegra y la mujer lo están pistiando
To see if he gets home hungoverA ver si llega a la casa enguayabado
Or if he spent the night with Maria Teta MayoO amaneció con María Teta Mayo

I didn't ask to wake upNo pedí amanecer
With my flingCon las de mi arroja
I didn't ask to wake upNo pedí amanecer
With my side pieceCon mi chimbotero
I didn't ask to wake upNo pedí amanecer
With MaricardonaCon Maricardona
I didn't ask to wake upNo pedí amanecer
I'm from CacorrobleroSoy Cacorroblero

(That's right)(Eso si)
(Ayy)(Ayy)
(Epa)(Epa)
(Come on Jairo)(Arriba Jairo)
(Man)(Hombre)
(Ah, look)(Ay vela)

That's why being single is greatPor eso es bueno la vida de soltero
But there's always the nagging one behindPero tiene atrás la regañona
If I asked to wake upSi pedí amanecer
With just some brown assCon meras culo moreno

If I asked to wake upSi pedí amanecer
Also with the monkeyTambién donde la mona
If I asked to wake upSi pedí amanecer
With Monica CorreaCon Mónica Correa

If I asked to wake upSi pedí amanecer
I'm from CacorrobleroSoy de Cacorroblero
If I asked to wake upSi pedí amanecer
With Monica GalindoCon Mónica Galindo
If I asked to wake upSi pedí amanecer
WHEREVER I FEEL LIKE ITDONDE ME DE LA GANA