Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes A Sarcastic Remark, Cuts The Head Off A Duck, Places It Where The Tub Was And Begins To Groan

The man in the bathroom keeps on taking my photograph
while telling me that bugs don't like music
i trained them all to answer my telephone
but he always runs when i try to plug him in

I watched a pink lady attacking an elephant
and she's got a soldier on a paper
he shoots me when i'm in my underwear
i can't sleep cause he always wants to talk