That Was a Crazy Game of Poker

Ohh Myyyy
20 Throw Down in My Best Bridge
And the Man to My Left Has Folded Down
Well Johnny Doubled Up With a Royal Flush
I Had Three Jacks and a Pair of Nines
My Mind Is Turning - Just Two Shots More
There's Not Much Left to Play
Well Then Dude Walks In, Black Hat On Top
What Am I, If I'm Lucky
Wasn't a County Cop
Cause I'm Just Runnin Out of Time

Who's Up For Game Two
What to Do
My Wallet's Gettin Thin
And I Just Lost My Watch Last Night
Well I Gotta Problem
Just One Answer
Gotta Throw It All Down
And Kiss It Goodbye
Yeah!

That Was a Crazy Game of Poker
(That Was a Crazy Game of Poker)
I Lost It All
(I Lost It All)
But Someday I'll Be Back Again
And I, Never to Fold.
(Never to Fold)

Who's Up For Game Three
I Can Barely See the Bourbon Drowning Next to Me
And I Just Lost It All
Well There's a Man Sittin Next to Me
Red, Was Smiling
Cause Its Funny
I Don't Have no Money Tonight
Yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

That Was a Crazy Game of Poker
(That Was a Crazy Game of Poker)
I Lost It All
(I Lost It All)
But Someday I'll Be Back Again
And I, Never to Fold.
(Never to Fold)

Bop Bop Bop...
I Say Now Skittleedat Dat,
Well How Bout That?
I'm Coming Out the Front Never Coming Out the Back

And I Walked Into the Bar Yesterday
Cause I Had Something to Do, Something to Say
And Johnny Walked in Right Behind Me and I Didn't Turn Around
Til I Heard the Sound of His Feet Falling On the Ground
I Looked Over My Shoulder and I Saw a Clown
And I Said What'cha Doin' in the Bar Tonight.

So I Said Johnny Whatcha Doing Tonight?
He Looked At Me With a Face Full of Fright
And I Said, How Bout a Revolution?
And He Said Right.
I Say Of, You Say A
I Say Revolution, and You Say Jah
I Say Of, You Say A
I Say Revolution, and You Say Jah Jah Jah
Jahova!

And I Said, What'cha Looking At?
He Hit Me Across the Face With a Bat
I Grabbed My .45 and I Said Let's Get Out and Go
So He Opened the Door and Said Do What You're Here For
I Said I'm Wandering Round the Road Four to Four
And I Said I Been Walking For About a Thousand Years.

And My Feet Are Growing Tired
My Eyes a Little Wired
Don't Know What to Do Unless I Retire
And He Just Said Let's Play Some Crazy Poker

So I Said Johnny Whatcha Doing Tonight?
He Looked At Me With a Face Full of Fright
And I Said, How Bout a Revolution?
And He Said Right.
I Say Of, You Say A
I Say Revolution, and You Say Die
I Say Of, You Say A
I Say Revolution, and You Say Die Dah Dah
Day Day Oh!

I Said That, Was the Craziest Game of Poker That I Ever Saw
I Said That, Was the Craziest Game of Poker That I Ever Saw
But I'm Not Gonna Quit and I'm Not Gonna Stop
Don't Give a Shit Cause I Got the Drop
Johnny Just Got Two Eyes Just Like Mine
And I'm Feeling Kinda Funky, Kinda Fine

And I Drank a Bottle of Whiskey, 'fore I Came
Came to the Bar to See What's the Same
I Saw My Man Named Johnny Sittin' Across the Table From Me

And to My Left Was a Man, He Had no Chin
Didn't Really Think About Starting a Scene
The Man to My Right Wasn't Feeling Kinda Nice
He Looked Kinda Mad and I Felt Bad
Beacuse I Took His Money Last Night It's Kinda Funny
But Now I'm Just Struggling--
I Need a Honey-bunny.
I Don't Know What to Say Anymore
So I'm Just Gonna Go Out, Anywho...

So I Said Johnny Whatcha Doing Tonight?
He Looked At Me With a Face Full of Fright
And I Said, How Bout a Revolution?
And He Said Right.
I Say Of, You Say A
I Say Revolution, and You Say Jah
I Say Of, You Say A
I Say Revolution, and You Say Jah
I Say Of, You Say A
I Say Revolution, and You Say Jah
I Say Of, You Say A
I Say Revolution, and You Say Jah Jah Jah Jahova
Javhova, Is Watching Over Me...
Day Day Oh!