Hermano

Brother

Hermano

In my house lives a big thiefEn mi casa vive un gran ladrón
My brother steals everything, hoodie, shirt, and even my underwearMi hermano roba todo, buzo, remera, y hasta el calzón
He's got the charm to be presidentTiene carisma pa' presidente
Of Latin America, 'cause he steals and lies to me!De latinoamérica, ¡porque me roba y miente!

Brother, you pain in the ass!¡Hermano, que rompe huevo que sos!
Give me back the charger! (Give it back!)¡Devolveme el cargador! (¡Devolvémelo!)
I can't find my hoodie and I bet you have it!¡Mi buzo no lo encuentro y seguro que lo tenés vos!
Brother, you pain in the ass!¡Hermano, que rompe huevo que sos!
Give me back the charger! (Give it back!)¡Devolveme el cargador! (¡Devolvémelo!)
I can't find my hoodie and I bet you have it!¡Mi buzo no lo encuentro y seguro que lo tenés vos!

Brothers should stick together, that's the first ruleLos hermanos sean unidos es la ley primera
My brother loses my stuff and never gets it backMi hermano pierde algo mío y no lo recupera
He doesn't give a damn about the rest like we don't existSe caga en el resto como si no existiera
He doesn't know what it means to fill the fucking ice trayNo sabe lo que es llenar la fucking cubetera
He's the black sheep of the whole flockEs la oveja negra de todo el rebaño
In my room, he leaves the light on and the door openEn mi cuarto deja luz prendida y puerta abierta
If I do the second, he turns off the bathroom lightSi hago lo segundo me apaga la luz del baño
He sets a thousand alarms, but never wakes up!Pone mil alarmas, ¡pero nunca se despierta!
Stupid things come out of his mouthEstupideces salen de su boca
And he dresses so well 'cause he steals all my clothes!¡Y se viste muy bien porque me roba to'a la ropa!

Brother, you pain in the ass! (Mom!)¡Hermano, que rompe huevo que sos! (¡mamá!)
Give me back the charger! (Give it back!)¡Devolveme el cargador! (¡Devolvémelo!)
I can't find my hoodie and I bet you have it!¡Mi buzo no lo encuentro y seguro que lo tenés vos!
Brother, you pain in the ass! (Mom!)¡Hermano, que rompe huevo que sos! (¡má'!)
Give me back the charger! (Give it back!)¡Devolveme el cargador! (¡Devolvémelo!)
I can't find my hoodie and I bet you have it!¡Mi buzo no lo encuentro y seguro que lo tenés vos!

What people think of him, he doesn't careLo que piensen de él, a él no le interesa
He eats my gum, the last cutletSe come mis chicles, la última milanesa
He takes the best plate, the best chairSe agarra el mejor plato, la mejor silla
And if I'm in the shower, he turns on the faucetY si me estoy bañando, él me abre la canilla
Always making silly faces when they take my pictureSiempre cuernitos cuando me sacan fotos
He barges into my room and it feels like an earthquakeSe mete en mi cuarto y parece terremoto
I see him in my hoodie and I explodeLo veo con mi buzo y yo exploto
He thinks he's the owner of the remote control!¡Se cree el dueño del control remoto!

I get violent and very drastic!¡Me pongo violento y muy drástico!
Sick of eating with plastic utensils!¡Harto de comer con cubiertos de plástico!

Brother, you pain in the ass!¡Hermano, que rompe huevo que sos!
Give me back the charger! (Give it back!)¡Devolveme el cargador! (¡Devolvémelo!)
I can't find my hoodie and I bet you have it!¡Mi buzo no lo encuentro y seguro que lo tenés vos!
Brother, you pain in the ass! (Mom!)¡Hermano, que rompe huevo que sos! (¡mamá!)
Give me back the charger! (Give it back!)¡Devolveme el cargador! (¡Devolvémelo!)
I can't find my hoodie and I bet you have it! (You!)¡Mi buzo no lo encuentro y seguro que lo tenés vos! (¡vos!)

If you have a brother, you know what I'm talking about¡Si tenés hermano, sabes qué estoy hablando
He splashes the whole bathroom when he's done showering!Moja todo el baño cuando se termina de bañar!
If I can't find something, he's definitely using it¡Si no encuentro algo, él seguro lo está usando
But he's my brother and only I can mess with him!Pero es mi hermano y solo yo lo puedo bardear!
Woh-uh-woh! (Come on, brother!)¡Woh-uh-woh! (¡dale, hermano!)
Brother!¡Hermano!
You pain in the ass!¡Que rompe huevo que sos vos! (Que rompe huevo)