Prrt

Prrt

Prrt

We were just relaxing and doing nothingEstábamos tranquilos sin hacer nada
Sofa, blanket and relaxed chatSofá, manta y charla relajada
And suddenly something illegal sounds out of placeY de repente suena algo ilegal
A slow, too fatal fartUn pedo lento, demasiado fatal

Nobody speaks, nobody looksNadie habla, nadie miró
But the air changed colorPero el aire cambió de color
It smells like drama, it smells badHuele a drama, huele a mal
This is not normal, this is criminalEsto no es normal, esto es criminal

Someone is lying, that much is clearAlguien miente, eso está claro
That fart came armedEse pedo vino armado
It wasn't the cat, it wasn't the armchairNo fue el gato, no fue el sillón
There's an asshole here with bad intentionsAcá hay un orto con mala intención

That treacherous fart, how disgusting, you idiotPedo traicionero, qué asco, boluda
It comes in slowly but leaves you wonderingEntra despacio pero te deja en la duda
It wasn't me, says the idiotYo no fui, dice el pelotudo
But that smell already spoke for him, I'm surePero ese olor ya habló por él, seguro

Treacherous fart, total disasterPedo traicionero, desastre total
I opened the window, I want to escapeAbrí la ventana que me quiero escapar

One laughs, another leavesUno se ríe, otro se va
The Argentinian says: Hey, that's enough alreadyEl argentino dice: Che, basta ya
The Spaniard shouts: Dude, how awful!El español grita tío, qué horror
This isn't a fart, it's an attack, pleaseEsto no es un pedo, es un atentado, por favor

There are silences that speak louder than wordsHay silencios que dicen más
And this fart said: I'm going to stayY este pedo dijo: Me voy a quedar
Take a deep breath, well, noRespirá hondo, bueno, no
Run, save your honorMejor corré, salvá tu honor

Treacherous fart, son of a thousandPedo traicionero, hijo de mil
You ruined everything, thanks to youArruinaste todo, gracias a ti
It is not forgiven, it is not forgottenNo se perdona, no se olvida
This ends friendships and quiet dinnersEsto termina amistades y cenas tranquilas

Treacherous fart, without dignityPedo traicionero, sin dignidad
Go to the bathroom, brother, for humanity's sakeAndá al baño, hermano, por humanidad

Treacherous fart, amenPedo traicionero, amén
May God forgive me, I don't knowQue Dios perdone, yo no sé
If you hear a deadly prrtSi escuchás un prrt mortal
You already knowYa sabés
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