Mama's Dress

El vestido de mamá

Mama's Dress

No me pondría, ¿quién no se pondría?I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
Ella no se puso, tu vestidoShe didn't wear, your dress

No me pondría el vestido de tu mujerI wouldn't wear your woman's dress
Y no me vería bien en su vestidoAnd I wouldn't look good in her dress
Ves a mi esposa y ves a miYou see my wife and see my
Tú no lo crees pero yo síYou don't think so but I do

No me pondría, ¿quién no se pondría?I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
Ella no se puso, tu vestidoShe didn't wear, your dress

Sé que son tomates madurosI know they are ripe tomatoes
Justo lo que esta ciudad merece quemarJust what this town is due to burn
Pero este vestido es de otro tonoBut this dress is another tone
La forma en que llevas tu vestido está malThe way you wear your dress is wrong
No ofendas, estás hecha de curvasDon't offend, you're made of curves
Tienes tu pequeña cabezaYou have your little head
Un tono de vestido de mujer esOne shade of a woman's dress is
Él quiere bajarteHe wants to bring it down to you

No me pondría, ¿quién no se pondría?I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
Ella no se puso, tu vestidoShe didn't wear, your dress

No me pondría el vestido de tu mujerI wouldn't wear your woman's dress
Y no me vería bien en su vestidoAnd I wouldn't look good in her dress
Me preguntaste si podría manejar esoYou asked me if I could handle that
No me pondría el vestido de tu mujer, noI wouldn't wear your woman's dress, no

No me pondría, ¿quién no se pondría?I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
Ella no se puso, tu vestidoShe didn't wear, your dress

Un inútil está teniendo estoA deadbeat is having this
Una catástrofe, tampax cheeze-whizA catastrophe, tampax cheeze-whiz
No sé qué decir pero creo que voy a explotar yI don't know what to say but I think I'm gonna burst and
No me pondría el vestido de tu mujerI wouldn't wear your woman's dress
Y no me vería bien en su vestidoAnd I wouldn't look good in her dress
Y tú .. me viste .. oh sí noAnd you .. saw me .. oh yeah no

No me pondría, ¿quién no se pondría?I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
Ella no se puso, tu vestidoShe didn't wear, your dress

No me pondría el vestido de tu mujerI wouldn't wear your woman's dress
Y no me vería bien en su vestidoAnd I wouldn't look good in her dress
Tengo que cambiar, pero no quieroGotta change, but I don't wanna
Échale un vistazo, échale un vistazo, échale un vistazoCheck it out, check it out, check it out

No me pondría, ¿quién no se pondría?I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
Ella no se puso, tu vestidoShe didn't wear, your dress

Ponte funky ahora ..Get funky now ..

Sé que son tomates madurosI know they are ripe tomatoes
Justo lo que esta ciudad merece quemarJust what this town is due to burn
Pero este vestido es de otro tonoBut this dress is another tone
La forma en que llevas tu vestido está malThe way you wear your dress is wrong
No ofendas, estás hecha de curvasDon't offend, you're made of curves
Tienes tu pequeña cabezaYou have your little head
Un tono de vestido de mujer esOne shade of a woman's dress is
Él quiere bajarteHe wants to bring it down to you

No me pondría, ¿quién no se pondría?I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
Ella no se puso, tu vestidoShe didn't wear, your dress

Sin moralejaNo shoe-tale

No me pondría, ¿quién no se pondría?I wouldn't wear, who wouldn't wear
Ella no se puso, tu vestidoShe didn't wear, your dress

Chuleta de cerdoPork chop