Knee Pads

Las Rodilleras

I'm sure your mother was shortDe seguro tu madre fue chaparra
Or she must have been a dwarfO de plano debio haber sido enana
Because what you did to mePorque aquello que hiciste conmigo
I'll tell you, it's not having a momDeverás te digo, es no tener mamá

You mocked me, you laughed your head offTe burlaste de mí, te carcajeaste
You treated me worse than your underwearMe trataste peor que a tus calzones
But I'm tired of putting up with itPero ya me cansé de aguantar
And today, you're going to love my humble songsY hoy te vas a chiflar mis humildes canciones

And there you have the miracle cureY ahí te dejo el remedio milagroso
You're going to put it on in case something burns youTe lo vas a poner por si algo te arde
And here's a pair of knee pads for youY ahí te dejo este par de rodilleras
You know why: So you can kneel before your motherSabes para qué: Para que inques a tu madre

For the mother, there is no son who is badPa' su madre no hay hijo que sea malo
That's what the wise sayings sayEso dicen los diceres profundos
But it doesn't affect you one way or the otherPero a ti ni te va ni te viene
If you no longer have a mother in the worldSi tú ya no tienes ni madre en el mundo

You mocked me, you laughed your head offTe burlaste de mí, te carcajeaste
You treated me worse than your underwearMe trataste peor que a tus calzones
But I'm tired of putting up with itPero ya me cansé de aguantar
And today, you're going to love my humble songsY hoy te vas a chiflar mis humildes canciones

And there you have the miracle cureY ahí te dejo el remedio milagroso
You're going to put it on in case something burns youTe lo vas a poner por si algo te arde
And here's a pair of knee pads for youY ahí te dejo este par de rodilleras
You know why: So you can kneel before your motherSabes para qué: Para que inques a tu madre