Everything is Upside Down

Todo Al Revés

Ah, friend, what pain you cause meAy, comadre, qué pena me das
Crying over that jerk againOtra vez llorando por ese patán
Don't be offended, but it's trueNo te ofendas, pero es la verdad
It's your own fault that you are like thisTú tienes la culpa de estar como estás

And it's just that, in matters of loveY es que en esas cosas de asuntos de amor
Friend, by God, you don't put yourself firstComadre, por Dios, no te das tu lugar

It gives me courage to hear you sayMe da coraje escucharte decir
That your sadness is worthlessQue tu triste vida no vale la pena
Yes, even your grandmother says itSi hasta el cansancio lo dice la abuela
Open your eyes wide, close your legs tightlyAbre bien los ojos, cierra bien las piernas

And you continue with the advice of AndrésY tú seguiste el consejo de Andrés
You did it well, but it's all upside downLo hiciste bien, pero todo al revés

Ah, friend, you really are nursing itAy, comadre, de veras la riegas
Don't believe everything all those thugs sayNo les creas todo al montón de malandros
They barely said: I love youApenitas te dicen: Te quiero
And then you're a floozy and cooperatingY enseguida estás flojita y cooperando
If they already disrespect usSi ya de por si no nos tienen respeto
Then, friend, what are you getting yourself into?De veras, comadre, ¿qué te andas quemando?

It gives me courage to hear you sayMe da coraje escucharte decir
That your sadness is worthlessQue tu triste vida no vale la pena
Yes, even your grandmother says itSi hasta el cansancio lo dice la abuela
Open your eyes wide, close your legs tightlyAbre bien los ojos, cierra bien las piernas

And you continue with the advice of AndrésY tú seguiste el consejo de Andrés
You did it well, but it's all upside downLo hiciste bien, pero todo al revés