You Ain't Never Drank No Soda Like This One Here

Well you ain't never drank no soda like this one here
No not in a million years
And you ain't never tasted no flavor like a doo-wocka-doodly-doo
No not in your wildest fantasy
Well you better walk down to the grocery store
And look around the place
If the clerk don't have this soda you better punch him in the face
Oh
You ain't never drank no soda like this one here
No not in a million years
No no not never like this one here