El Origen de Iron Man (Destripando La Historia)

The Origin of Iron Man (Unraveling the Story)

El Origen de Iron Man (Destripando La Historia)

HELLO YOUNG ENGINEERS!¡HOLA JÓVENES INGENIEROS!
Welcome to Unraveling the Story with Pascu and Rodri!¡Bienvenidos a Destripando la Historia con Pascu y Rodri!
Today we bring you the origin of IRON MAN!¡Hoy os traemos el origen de IRON MAN!

This is the story of Anthony Stark¡Esta es la historia de Anthony Stark
A very clever and resourceful guyUn chaval muy listo y apañado
Graduated in M.I. t Look how handsome he is!Titulado de M.I. t ¡Fijate que guapo es!
A handsome and millionaire Playboy!¡Un Playboy apuesto y millonario!

Soon he had to inherit the family businessPronto tuvo que heredar, la empresa familiar
His parents crashed with the carSus papás se la pegaron con el carro
Selling weapons in VietnamVende armas en Vietnam
A trap is going to explode!¡Una trampa va a explotar!

And the communists (yao!) kidnapped him!¡Y los comunistas (¡yao!) le secuestraron!
He's very sick!¡Esta muy malito!
IR-ON MA-ANIR-ON MA-AN
He gets a plate!¡Se hace una placa!
PEC-TO-RALPEC-TO-RAAL
If he removes it... he will die!¡Que si se lo quita... morirá!

So he creates a very crappy and powerful military armor withEntonces crea una armadura militar ultra cutre y poderosa con
Which he defeats the communists thanks to his American powerLa que derrota a los comunistas gracias a su poderío americano
With his metal suit, he fights against evil!¡Con su traje de metal, va luchando contra el mal!
To not die he has to charge itPara no morirse tiene que car-garlo
Its color is a horrorSu color es un horror

It scared the children!¡A los niños asustó!
And he decides it must be painted gold!¡Y decide que de Oro hay que pintarlo!
Believe it or not, he defeated Doctor StrangeAllí donde le veis, derrotó al Doctor Strange
He says Iron Man is just a bodyguardDice que Iron Man es solo un guardaespaldas
He fights against the MandarinLucha contra el Mandarín
Then he even founds Shield!¡Luego incluso funda Shield!
Everyone in Marvel has tried his buttocks!¡Todo el mundo en Marvel a provao' sus nalgas!

He makes more suits!¡Fabrica más trajes!
IR-ON MA-AnIR-ON MA-An
Sometimes he loses them!¡A veces los pierde!
LAIRA-LAALAIRA-LAA
Tony Stark's life is not easy!¡No es fácil la vida de Tony Stark!

The poor man dedicates his life to fighting againstEl pobre dedica su vida a luchar contra
People trying to plagiarize or steal his companyGente que intenta plagiarle o robarle la empresa
In the end, he turns to drink and his friend Rhodes has to replace himAl final, se da a la bebida y su amigo Rhodes tiene que sustituirle
Tony loses controlTony pierde el control
Of his company and he leftDe su empresa y se marchó
To live, like a bumA vivir, como un vagabundo

But he recovered!¡Pero se recuperó!
He made another suit!¡Otro traje fabricó!
He beats up Rhodes!¡Le da una paliza a Rhodes!
AND HE RETURNED!¡Y VOLVIÓ!
Who is a genius?!¡¿Quien es un genio?!
IR-ON MA-ANIR-ON MA-AN

A bit obsessiveUn poco obsesivo
TO-NY STA-RKTO-NY STA-RK
He fought alongside King Arthur once!¡Lucho junto a el rey Arturo una vez!
Remember guys, never drink!¡Recordad chavales no bebáis nunca!
It's advice from Pascu and Rodri!¡Es un consejo de Pascu Y Rodri!