Hades (Destripando La Historia)

Hades (Gutting The Story)

Hades (Destripando La Historia)

Hi, mere mortals¡Hola, simples mortales!
Welcome to Destripando la HistoriaBienvenidos a Destripando la Historia
With Pascu and RodriCon Pascu y Rodri
Today we are going to talk about GodHoy les vamos a hablar del dios
HadesHades

He's the oldest son of CronosEs el hijo más mayor de Cronos
He eats him because he's very crazySe lo come porque está muy loco
His other four brothers were eatenFueron devorados sus otros cuatro hermanos
Avoiding the prophecy of UranusEvitando así la profecía de Urano

Ooh, tehy are freed by ZeusOoh, por Zeus son liberados
In Tartarus they fought, the Cyclops they recruitedEn el Tártaro lucharon, a los cíclopes reclutaron
Ooh, they give them some gifts, one for each brotherOoh, les dan unos regalos, uno para cada hermano
And their father they facedY a su padre se enfrentaron

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He has a helmetTiene un casco
When he wears it, they can't touch himCuando lo usa, no pueden tocarlo

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With his brothersCon sus hermanos
Pop Cronos and they make a dealRevienta a Cronos y hacen un reparto

In his kingdom he controls everythingEn su reino lo controla todo
He's very cool, so jhe rarely comes outMola mucho, así que sale poco
He has a black car, he has a super dogTiene un carro negro, tiene un superperro
He has its own river and a Greek boatmanTiene río propio y un barquero griego

Ooh, Ooh, he's looking for a queenOoh, está buscando reina
He looks at his niece and grabs her by her legSe fija en su sobrina y la agarra de la pierna
Ooh, Ooh, Demeter gets pissed offOoh, Deméter se cabrea
As long as I can't find my daughter, there are no more plants on earthComo no encuentre a mi hija, no hay más plantas en la tierra

HadesHades
My brotherHermano mío
Let go of my daughter, don't be a pervertSuelta a mi hija, no seas pervertido

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For the walkPara el camino
He gives her seeds, a snackLe da semillas, un aperitivo

Daughter!¡Hija!
Did you eat any of what Hades gave you before leaving the underworld?¿Comiste algo de lo que te dio Hades antes de salir del inframundo?
Yes mom, these little pomegranate seedsSi, mamá, estas semillitas de Granada
No, you idiot!¡No, idiota!
Now you will have to spend six months a year with himAhora tendrás que pasar seis meses al año junto a él
And I will get very sad and make the plants not growY yo me pondré muy triste y haré que no crezcan las plantas
Well okay!Pues ¡vale!

Ooh, two guys infiltratedOoh, dos tipos se infiltraron
For freaked out they were caught and left in chainsPor flipados les pillaron y les dejan encadenados
Ooh, Heracles shows up, You take TheseusOoh, Heracles aparece, a Teseo te lo llevas
But this one doesn't movePero este no se mueve

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The most fearedEl más temido
He really doesn't give a damn about youEn realidad le importas un comino

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A divine beingUn ser divino
It is very likely that he is your uncleEs muy probable que sea tu tío