Mulan (Destripando La Historia)

Mulan (Stripping the Story)

Mulan (Destripando La Historia)

Hello, young recruits!¡Hola, jóvenes reclutas!
Welcome to Stripping the Story, with Pascu and RodriBienvenidos a Destripando la Historia, con Pascu y Rodri
Today we bring you the story of, literallyHoy os traemos la historia de, literalmente
The woman Mulan joins the army instead of her fatherLa mujer Mulán se une al ejército en vez de su padre

A girl in China who sewed non-stopUna niña en China que cosía sin parar
As she was very clever, she learned to fight aloneComo era muy lista aprendió a luchar solita
As they were at war, the emperor orderedComo estaban en guerra el emperador mandó
To recruit the men whether they liked it or notReclutar a los hombres les gustase o no
And Mulan, who is super cool, offered to fightY Mulán, que es súper chula se ofreció a luchar
If my father goes, we're doomed, because it's totally uselessSi va mi padre vamos a palmar, porque es inútil total
And she bought a sword and leftY se compró una espada y se marchó
On horseback to the mountain and enlistedEn caballo a la montaña y se alistó
Alongside other dangerous men, but she surpassed them allJunto a otros hombres peligrosos, pero a todos superó
And she tries to hide her identityY trata de ocultar su identidad
Always trying to go pee aloneIntentando siempre ir sola a mear
And although it seems strange to them, as long as she fights, they don't careY aunque les parece extraño, mientras luche les da igual

In some versions of the tale, she doesn't even have to hideEn algunas versiones del cuento ni siquiera tiene que ocultar
Her name, and Ping was nothing more than the name of her generalSu nombre, y Ping no era nada más que el nombre de su general
Since she had so much talent for fighting, they send her on her first missionComo tenía tanto talento para luchar, la envían a su primera misión
The mission was easy, just had to catchLa misión era fácil, solo había que atrapar
The rebel leaderAl líder rebelde
That's easy, Let's go!Eso está tirado, ¡Vamos!
She got on the horse and gathered her menSe montó en el caballo y a sus hombres reunió
And went to fight for the emperorY se fue a luchar por el emperador
And Mulan set a trap to get the leader out of his caveY Mulán, montó una trampa para así sacar al líder de su cueva
There he is, we're going to get him!¡Allí está, te vamos a reventar!
And she went after him on her horseY se lanzó a por él en su corsel
She hands him over to justice so thatSe lo entrega a la justicia para que
They execute and dismember him or tear off his skinLe ejecuten y desmiembren o que le arranquen la piel
And for this great honor they were calledY por este gran honor se les llamó
To the palace to speak with the emperorA palacio a hablar con el emperador
He invited them to duck wings and offered a great positionLes invitó alitas de pato y un gran puesto le ofreció

But Mulan rejects her prizePero Mulán rechaza su premio
Was it her who won the war or her male alter ego?¿Fue ella quien ganó la guerra o su alter ego masculino?
With this mess in her head she returns toCon este lío en la cabeza vuelve a
Her house as if nothing had happenedSu casa como si no hubiese pasado nada
And she marries a neighbor!¡Y se casa con un vecino!

And Mulan invites her friends to dinnerY Mulán invita a sus amigos a cenar
And then the truth is revealedY entonces se descubre la verdad
She's just a normal girl!¡Es una chica normal!
And everyone was happy for MulanY todos se alegraron por Mulán
Whether she was a girl or a boy, they didn't careQue fuera chica o chico les dio igual
They celebrated a party and we reached the endCelebraron una fiesta y llegamos al final
But before that, we want to remind youPero antes os queremos recordar
That girls can also bash your head with a batQue las chicas también pueden reventarte la cabeza con un bate