Pinocho (Destripando La Historia)

Pinocchio (Gutting the Story)

Pinocho (Destripando La Historia)

Rodri, but what, why have we returned to Italy?Rodri ma che cosa ¿porque hemos vuelto a italia?
Ravioli, butterfly, the pope, spaghetti, pepperoni, trivianiRavioli, farfalla, il papa, spaghetti, pepperoni, triviani
Oh my goodness! The dog ate my pizza!¡Mamma mía! ¡el perro se comió la mía pizza!
Damn itPorca miseria
Good morning, carpenters of the lord!¡Buongiomo carpinterinos dil signore!
Welcome to gutting the story, with Pascuini and RodriniBienvenidos a destripando la historia, con Pascuini y Rodrini
Today we bring you the story of this disaster with legs, Pinocchio!Hoy os traemos la historia de esta desgracia con patas ¡Pinoccio!

A great carpenter one day foundUn gran carpintero un buen día se encontró
A piece of wood that screamed in painUn trozo de madera que gritaba de dolor
He gave it to Geppetto, a poor neighborSe lo dio a Geppetto, un vecino pobretón
Decides to build a very cool little dollDecide construirse un muñequito muy molón
He gets up and kicks it (ahhh)Se levantó va y le pega un patadón (ahhh)
Laira lalalalalaraLaira lalalalalara

He runs naked, his face can be seenVa corriendo en bolas, se le ve la, cara
A soldier finds him, what happened here, my God!Un soldado se lo encuentra ¡Qué ha pasado aquí por Dios!
Geppetto carved me!¡Me tallo Geppetto!
I'm going to stop him!¡Voy a detenerlo!
He goes to look for him at his house and ends up in jailVa a buscarle hasta su casa y en la cárcel termino
When he returns home, he finds on the roofCuando vuelve a casa en el techo se encontró
A chatty cricket who wants to teach him a lessonUn grillo parlanchín que quiere darle una lección
You have to admit you've been a bit of a jerk!¡Tienes que admitir que has sido un poco mamón!
He grabs a hammer and throws it at the cricketAgarra un martillo y contra en grillo lo lanzo
He killed him, he killed PepitoSe lo cargo, a pepito lo mató
Laira lolalalalaroLaira lolalalalaro

Yes, children, the author of Pinocchio described himSi niños el autor de pinoccho le describía
As a disgrace to humanity and a true criminalComo una desgracia de la humanidad y un autentico criminal
After smashing Pepito, the cricket decides to take a nap by the fireTras reventar a Pepito grillo decide echarse un ciestecita junto al fuego
As he is made of wood, his legs end up burningComo es de madera, sus piernas acaban ardiendo
And Pinocchio stays there starvingY Pinocho se queda ahí muriéndose de hambre
Until Geppetto can get out of jailHasta que Geppeto puede salir de la cárcel
Pinocchio apologizes and promises to studyPinocho se disculpa y le promete estudiar
Geppetto believes him and happily goes to buyGeppetto se lo traga y muy contento va a comprar
A textbook that he has to pay forUn libro de texto que lo tiene que pagar
Selling his coat, he has nothing leftVendiendo su abrigo, ya no le queda más
Pinocchio sold it to go see a showPinocho lo vendió para irse a ver un show
Laira lolalalalaroLaira lolalalalaro

But the boy is foolish and meets a foxPero el chico es tonto y se encuentra a un zorro
And a cat who obviously want to rob himY a un gato que evidentemente le quieren robar
You have to bury it so that an infinite money tree comes outTienes que enterarlo pa' que salga un árbol de dinero infinito
And you won't have to workY no tendrás que trabajar
Pinocchio doesn't quite understand the situationPinocho no termina de entender la situación
So the fox and the cat decide to hang him from a treeAsí que el zorro y el gato deciden ahorcarlo de un árbol

And end this as soon as possible. And he diesY acabar con esto cuanto antes. Y se muere
There on a tree all aloneAhí en un árbol el solito
But a good fairy with purple hairPero un hada buena con el pelo morado
Takes him down from the tree determined to save himLo baja del árbol decidida a salvarlo

Three doctors examine himTres doctores le examinan
'This child is not bad'"Este niño no está mal"
'And although he's a bit crazy'"Y aunque este un poco grillado"
'Give him a chance'"Dale una oportunidad"
'Although well, I threw a hammer at my head'"Aunque bueno a mí me tiro un martillo a la cabeza"

He resurrected and immediately lied to themResucitó y enseguida les mintió
And his nose became super longY su nariz super larga se volvió
This child learns nothingEste niño no aprende nada
As soon as he leaves, the fox robs him againNada más salir el zorro le vuelve a robar

He runs to report to a gorilla judgeAnte un juez gorila va corriendo a denunciar
Kid, you're crazy, I should lock you upNiño, estás to' loco te tendría que encerrar
They put him in jail and release him againLe meten a la cárcel y le vuelven a soltar
He returns home but his dad is not thereVuelve a su hogar pero su papá no está
Laira lalalalalaraLaira lalalalalara

Your dad went out to look for youTu papá salió a buscarte
But ended up being devoured by a terrifying monsterPero terminó siendo devorado por un monstruo aterrador
I will take care of you if you promise me, pleaseCuidaré de ti si me prometes, por favor
That you will stop being such a naughty childQue vas a dejar de ser un niño tan ca
The children!¡Los niños!
Laira lolalalalaroLaira lolalalalaro

And he went to school to be a good boyY se fue al colegio a ser un niño bueno
He has many adventures and rescues his fatherVive muchas aventuras y a su padre rescató
Remember, friends! Don't fall asleep¡Recordad, amigos! No os quedéis dormidos
While your legs are burning, that hurts a lotMientras os arden las piernas que eso da mucho dolor
Pam pamPam pam