Me Caga Tu Novia

I Can't Stand Your Girlfriend

Me Caga Tu Novia

They look so goodQué bien se ven
Both of you so hot, she shines from head to toeLos dos tan guapos, ella brilla de cabeza a pies
You look like a French guyTú pareces francés
And what do you think?Y, ¿qué te crees?
I can't stand their stories dripping with sweetnessMe caen remal en sus stories derramando miel
So I blocked them alreadyMejor ya los bloqueé

I know you adore her and think she's greatSé que la adoras y crees que es genial
But don’t expect me to feel the samePero no esperes que yo piense igual
I can't stand herNo la soporto
If she comes to talk to me, I swear I’ll choke herSi viene a hablarme, te juro que la ahorco

I can't stand your girlfriendMe caga tu novia
I can't stand her because she's with you (with you)Me caga porque está contigo (contigo)
I can't stand your girlfriendMe caga tu novia
I can't stand her because she's with you (with you)Me caga porque esta contigo (contigo)

I can't stand the way she walks, the way she movesMe caga como camina, como se mueve
The way she dances with you, the way she looks at youComo te baila, como te ve
The way she takes care of you, the way she loves you, the way she breathesComo te cuida, como te quiere, como respira

I can't stand your girlfriendMe caga tu novia
I can't stand her because she's with youMe caga porque está contigo

I'm sure you made a mistakeEstoy segura cometiste una equivocación
And now I'm competing with her for your attentionY ahora compito con ella por llamar tu atención
I saw you two kissing in your car yesterday, what a bummerAyer los vi besándose en tu carro, qué depresión
If I got there first, you were meant for me, what a letdownSi yo llegué primero, tú eras para mí, qué bajón

I know you adore her and think she's greatSé que la adoras y crees que es genial
But don’t expect me to feel the samePero no esperes que yo piense igual
I can't stand herNo la soporto
If she comes to talk to me, I swear I’ll choke herSi viene a hablarme, te juro que la ahorco

I can't stand your girlfriendMe caga tu novia
I can't stand her because she's with you (with you)Me caga porque esta contigo (contigo)
I can't stand your girlfriendMe caga tu novia
I can't stand her because she's with you (with you)Me caga porque está contigo (contigo)

I can't stand the way she walks, the way she movesMe caga como camina, como se mueve
The way she dances with you, the way she looks at youComo te baila, como te ve
The way she takes care of you, the way she loves you, the way she breathesComo te cuida, como te quiere, como respira

I can't stand her glasses, I can't stand her voiceMe cagan sus lentes, me caga su voz
Her fake nails, her hair, what a nightmareSus uñas postizas, su pelo, qué horror
I can't stand that you feel everything you didn’t feel for meMe caga que sientas todo lo que no sentiste por mí
That you love her so much and that she makes you so happyQue la quieras tanto y que te haga tan feliz

I can't stand your girlfriendMe caga tu novia
I can't stand her because she's with you (with you)Me caga porque esta contigo (contigo)
(The way she loves you, the way she breathes)(Como te quiere, como respira)

I can't stand your girlfriendMe caga tu novia
I can't stand her because she's with you (with you)Me caga porque está contigo (contigo)
(The way she loves you, the way she breathes)(Como te quiere, como respira)
I can't stand your girlfriendMe caga tu novia
I can't stand her because she's with youMe caga porque está contigo