Elvis Died Today (On the Occasion of the Anniversary of the Death of Elvis Presley)

Elvis dead today
He's not alive today
Try not to cry today
Happy anniversary

The lifestyle took its toll
On the King of Rock 'n' Roll
They found him on the toilet bowl
Happy anniversary

Elvis Aaron Presley
He loved his momma and his country
Gospel music and karate
Blue jeans and jumpsuits

But Elvis also loved banana pudding
Sausage, eggs, bacon
And biscuits and barbecue pizza

And fried chicken

And corn bread, roast beef
And many varieties of pie

Fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches
Mashed potoatoes, gravy, Twinkies, pork chops, black-eyed peas
Barbituates and meatloaf

Hamburgers, and popsicles, fried dill pickes, Nutty Buddys, tranquilizers
Steak, brownies, chocolate milkshakes, Krispy Kreme donuts, amphetamines
And Pepsi

Elvis dead today
He's not alive today
No matter what some say
Happy anniversary
Happy anniversary