When They Really Get To Know You They'll Run

What makes you think that it wont grow back
in a day or two...
husbands in winter
they know the truth
but what can they do
I dont like girls the way they are
so shave their legs and make them look like movie stars
and then we can pretend its natural

Chorus:
Put on whatever makes you attractive
if not you, than do it for the sake of fashion.
Your freinds like a certain you,
thats who you've got to be.

Junior high legs
blonde hair gone brown
from removing it.
Waxing since thirteen
wisdon from a beauty queen
her tiara diggin' deep in her head...

Chorus

Im starting to think, that im kinda shy
or at least I'd like to be.
Winter legs give me heart attacks
so take it off with laser
so it never comes back.
And then we can pretend its natural.