A Fool There Was

A fool there was
A fool there was

Decision after decision
I spike myself because

If ever a fool there was
I was a fool there was

You can't put that on me
You can't put that on me
I know what you say about me
And I mostly agree
But you can't put that on me

A fool there was
A fool I was

Incision after incision
I spike myself because

If ever a fool there was
I was a fool there was

But you, you can't put that on me
No, you mustn't put that one on me
I know what you say about me
And I mostly agree
But you can't put that on me

All your tastes and preferences
They're measured out in moscow miles, and oh
Wolf prints in the snow
That led us off the straight and the narrow

And crooked smiles, that from one too many
Sad goodbyes
No longer say hello, hello, hello, hello, ooh

That from one too many sad goodbyes
No longer say hello

Hello, hello