If I were president skit

Sketch de Si yo fuera presidente

If I were president skit

Bam! ¿Quién sigue? (Ooooh)Bam! Who's next? (Ooooh)

Si yo fuera presidente, si yo fuera presidenteIf I were President, if I were President
Me aseguraría de que todo el dinero se gasteI'd make sure all the money spent
en, cosas buenasonnnnnnnn, good things
No tendría pelusa en mi bolsilloI wouldn't have no lint in my pocket
Lo rockearía, lo shockearíaI'd rock it rock it I'd shock it
No alabaré el hecho de que hayI would not jock the fact that there are
gente rica en el mundo porque yo tengo una chicarich people in the world because yo I got a girl
Y ella necesita ropa nueva y yo necesito zapatillas nuevasAnd she needs new clothes and I need new sneakers
Y eso es todo lo que séAnd that's all I know
Si yo fuera presidente, si yo fuera presidenteIf I were President, if I were President
Si yo fuera presidente, ¡SI YO FUERA PRESIDENTE!If I were President, IF I WERE PRESIDENT!

Si fuera presidente (¿qué harías?)If I was President (what would you do?)
No llevaría, oh no, cambio de sobraI would not carry, oh no spare change
Solo reorganizaría, toda la estructura del gobiernoI would just rearrange, the whole government structure
Porque parece que hay algoCause there seems to be something that's
que está afectando la fluctuación del dinero (¿qué?)messing with the flucture of the money (what?)
No me viene a la menteIt's not coming to me
Así que ahora es hora de contarle a mi amigo Jarod DSo now it's time for me to tell my homey Jarod D
Así que, estoy mirando mi billetera y no tengo un pesoSo I'm, looking at my wallet and I do not have a buck
Maldición, estoy sin suerte, maldición, me siento atrapadoDamn I'm out of luck, damn I'm feeling stuck