Driving With Your Chin (The Ballad of Christopher)

Superman aint so super, he fucking got his
Liberal fruitcake needs a tube to wizz
Maimed by a horse while drinking for the day
Crippled for life the price you have to pay

Youre a fucking cripple (2x)

How is it right and how is it fair
To park my car in the back
While they park up there
Do you know what mines worth,
I don't think you care
I deserve a spot upfront, not the impaired
If we put an end to fairness id have my way
To be the leader of the pack id have my say
We need to be judged by class
And the money that you make
A true test of manhood
To see whose got the cake