Jacky El Osito

Jacky The Teddy Bear

Jacky El Osito

Jacky was a tiny teddy bearJacky era un osito de peluche minúsculo
Who couldn't move because he had no musclesQue no podía moverse porque no tenia músculos
His owner mixed him with dollsSu dueño lo mezclo con muñecas
And he wasn't a doll, Jacky got pissed offY el no era una muñeca, jacky se sulfuro
One morning he woke up possessedUna mañana despertó poseído
A demon got inside him and he was aliveUn demonio se metió dentro de el y estaba vivo
Jacky the killerJacky el asesino
Slit his owner's throat, and put on a collar made of intestinesDegolló a su dueño, y se puso un collar de intestinos
Today here, he decided to go out into the worldHoy aquí, decidió salir al mundo
And swim through the blood of corrupt politiciansY nadar por la sangre de políticos corruptos
He killed the American presidentMato al presidente americano
And Miley Cyrus for humiliating his brothersY a miley cyrus por humillar a sus hermanos
The horny Jacky never sleptEl cachondo de jacky nunca dormía
And spent the night and day doing a thousand dirty thingsY se pasaba la noche y el día haciendo mil guarrerias
He got boredSe aburría
And hanged the shrimp with the strings from Paco de Lucia's guitarY ahorco al camaron con las cuerdas de la guitarra de paco de lucia
He said it was poorly doneDecía que estaba mal echo
He operated and stuck Harry Potter's wand to his chestSe opero y se pego la picha de harry potter al pecho
Where do you get that? Jacky told me¿De donde sacas eso? Me lo ha contado jacky
The dirty little bear aspiring to be an illuminatiEl osito guarridongo aspirante a illuminati

Where is Jacky? Where is he?¿Donde esta jacky? ¿donde esta?
A hand for the bear that I toastUna mano por el oso que yo brindo
Where is Jacky? Where will he be?¿Donde esta jacky? ¿donde estara?
Taking a stroll on TelecincoDándose una vuelta por telecinco
When the demon got inside such a tender bear the world changesCuando el demonio se meto dentro de un osito tan tierno el mundo cambia
But where is Jacky? Where is he?¿Pero donde esta jacky? ¿donde esta?
Handing out poisoned apples to the seaRepartiendo manzanas envenenadas al mar

Jacky wanted to adapt, but he couldn'tJacky se quería adaptar, pero no lo lograba
Since adapting didn't amuse him at allYa que adaptarse no le divertía para nada
He dreamed of a world upside downEl soñaba con el mundo al revés
Where movies last longer than commercials on Antena 3Donde las pelis duran mas que los anuncios en antena 3
Oh Jacky, he wanted to change everythingAy jacky, buscaba cambiar todo
The national party will no longer be about killing bullsLa fiesta nacional ya no sera la de matar toros
He proposed killing humansEl propuso matar seres humanos
With hammers and nails and widening their anusCon martillos y clavos y ensancharles el ano
In no time he took powerEn poco tiempo se hizo con el poder
And forced the Gemeliers to have sex with himY obligo a los gemeliers a montárselo con el
Was he gay? Not at all, I am the inventor¿Era gay? Para nada, yo soy el inventor
What do you expect? If my last creation was a rapist¿Que esperas? Si mi ultima creación fue un violador
The story of Jacky is narratedSe narra la historia de jacky
The dirty little bear aspiring to be an illuminatiEl osito guarridongo aspirante a illuminati
He dreamed of an alternative realitySoñaba con una realidad alternativa
Where Belen Esteban's face wasn't fakeDonde el rostro de belen esteban no era de mentira
He said to end Candy CrushDijo de acabar con el candy crush
So Celia Villalobos could concentratePara que el celia villalobos se pudiera concentrar
And he destroyed Minecraft servers with a sawY destrozo servidores minecraft con una sierra
Giving life back to the children of the earthDevolviendole la vida a los niños de la tierra

Where is Jacky? Where is he?¿Donde esta jacky? ¿donde esta?
A hand for the bear that I toastUna mano por el oso que yo brindo
Where is Jacky? Where will he be?¿Donde esta jacky? ¿donde esta?
Taking a stroll on TelecincoDándose una vuelta por telecinco
When the demon got inside such a tender bear the world changesCuando el demonio se meto dentro de un osito tan tierno el mundo cambia
But where is Jacky? Where is he?¿Pero donde esta jacky? ¿donde esta?
Handing out poisoned apples to the seaRepartiendo manzanas envenenadas al mar