Any Ice Today, Lady? (A Collegiate Razz-Berry)

Shouted:
Ice? any ice?

Any ice today, lady?
It's nice today, lady
How about a piece of ice today?
Oh, it's only a quarter
You know that you oughter
Hurry up before it melts away
Yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am
Not on your linoleum
No, ma'am, no, ma'am
Giddy-up, napoleon
Your pop is a nice man
And so's your old iceman
Oh, lady, be good to me

Any ice today, lady?
It's nice today, lady
How about a piece of ice today?
Tell me why you don't order
Some eskimo water
Though your credit's good, i wish you'd pay
Yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am
I'll give you a premium
No, ma'am, no, ma'am
Not enriched uranium
I feel so silly
I'll hand you a lily
Oh, lady, be good to me

Shouted:
Any ice? any ice? ice