La Gorda (part. Cocha Molina)

The Fat (feat. Cocha Molina)

La Gorda (part. Cocha Molina)

I am a skinny boyYo soy un muchacho flaco
But with a tender heartPero de corazón tierno
And I have a fat girlfriendY tengo una novia gorda

To get through the winterPara pasar el invierno
To get through the winterPara pasar el invierno

She weighs 130 kilosPesa 130 kilos
She eats a whole suckling pigSe come un lechón entero
What do I care if she's fatQué me importa que sea gorda
If I don't want her to runSi pa′ correr no la quiero
If I don't want her to runSi pa' correr no la quiero

From behind she looks like an ovenDe espaldas parece un horno
And she has the shape of an ombu treeY de ombu tiene la forma
In winter she warms me upEn invierno me calienta
And in summer she shades meY en verano me da sombra
And in summer she shades meY en verano me da sombra

Last night I took her to a danceAnoche la llevé a un baile
My girlfriend, RupertaA mi novia, la Ruperta
And for her to enterY pa′ que pudiera entrar
The door had to be widenedHubo que ensanchar la puerta
The door had to be widenedHubo que ensanchar la puerta

They took her off a truckLa bajaron de un camión
Surrounded by staring peopleRodeao' de gente mirona
And a rancher shoutedY un estanciero gritaba
I'll buy that heiferYo compro esa vaquillona
I'll buy that heiferYo compro esa vaquillona

Feed yourself girl, you'll stay, feed yourselfAliméntate muchacha que te va quedar, aliméntate
So you can drive me crazyPa' que me rompas el coco
Feed yourself girl, you'll stay, feed yourselfAliméntate muchacha que te va quedar, aliméntate
Look at the chubby one, I like you moreMira la gordita, tú me gusta más
Feed yourself girl, you'll stay, feed yourselfAliméntate muchacha que te va quedar, aliméntate

So you can dance deliciouslyPara que bailes sabroso
Feed yourself girl, you'll stay, feed yourselfAliméntate muchacha que te va quedar, aliméntate
Look at the chubby one, I like you moreMira la gordita, tú me gusta más
Feed yourself girl, you'll stay, feed yourselfAliméntate muchacha que te va quedar, aliméntate

She doesn't fit on any armchairNo cabe en ningún sillón
She sits on a tableSe sienta sobre una mesa
If only I had a liter of wineQuién tuviera un litro ′e vino
For every kilo she weighsPor cada kilo que pesa
For every kilo she weighsPor cada kilo que pesa

What a shame, my friendQué lástima mi compadre
That this party is endingQue esta pachanga se acaba
And between empanadas and wineY entre empanadas y vino
Dawn is approachingSe acerca la madrugada
Dawn is approachingSe acerca la madrugada

But how fat she is!¡Pero qué gorda!