Christmas Beers

Gimme a long-neck bottle of beer so I can drink
It's been a long hard day, I can hardly think
I got unwrapped gifts and burned-out lights
And the stockings are empty, and I'm fightin' with the wife
So gimme a long-neck bottle of beer, so I can drink

Gimme just one good shot of that whiskey that you just bought
I just spent two hours in a Walmart parking lot
I got jacked from my spot about eighteen times
I caught the flu and hepatitis from standing in line
So gimme a long-neck bottle of beer, so I can drink

I said: Ooh, it's Christmas time
You can bet your ass you're gonna be the last person in line
Well, the eggnog's lovely and the fruit cake's dry
My electric bill is gonna be sky-high
So gimme a long-neck bottle of beer, so I can drink

Said: Ooh, it's Christmas time
You can bet your ass you're gonna be the last person in line
Well, the eggnog's lovely and the fruit cake's dry
My electric bill is gonna be sky-high
So gimme a long-neck bottle of beer, so I can drink

So gimme a long-neck bottle of beer, so I can drink
So gimme a long-neck beer