Yo He Paliado Contra Mi Tío

I Fought Against My Uncle

Yo He Paliado Contra Mi Tío

I have fought against my uncleYo he peleado contra mi tío
And he has won because of his dickY me ha ganado por su pito
That weighs 500 kilosQue pesa 500 kilos

He turned my ass aroundMe ha dado la vuelta al culo
And everyone saw itY lo vio todo el mundo
And now it measures 10 meters but in depthY ahora me mide 10 metros pero de profundo

My grandma doesn't breathe, she's stiff as a rockMi abuela no respira, esta dura como una roca
I tell her to wake up, but she plays dumbLe digo que se despierte, pero se hace la loca
My creativity flies like her ashesMi creatividad vuela como sus cenizas
I can turn a parody into a session with BizaPuedo hacer de una parodia hasta una sesión con Biza