A Very Special Pirate

Yeah, they don't take kindly to folk like me
I'm a gay man working in the pirate industry
I can see them staring at me, it won't take long
I'm just an ordinary guy where i don't belong

To a gay man, the scenery is quite familiar
Close quarters with men, when they're trying to feel ya
But if you make any mention, they'll throw you off board
They're straight as a sword
As a sword

Who's the real gay one? I don't know
I've been on this ship for a month or so
Filled with two thousand crew, and none are girls
I bet they're turning to each other for their whirls