My Cousin's Bread

My cousin got herself a boyfriend
She says his name is a bread
She calls him sweet bread, she calls him fluffy bread
I call him limp bread... uh... it's limp bread
That bread she calls is the hard bread from the baker
And I already told Maria that the relationship has no future
Dating the baker if the baker is a hard bread
I call him limp bread... uh... it's limp bread
But that damn baker is a very sneaky guy
To sleep with my cousin he pretended to be her boyfriend
And even forced the poor thing to let loose
I said don't give in
Uh... to the limp bread... to the limp bread
To the limp bread... to the limp bread!