Looking to left of your right
Wrong end, could I get a light?
Good friends, damn, known them since tykes
Just playing, but still ride or die
Not many showed at my house
You came with slacks and a blouse
I came with foot in my mouth
Still breathing, smoking out loud

Shit, it's a boy, congratulations (thank God)
Damn, I'm annoying, but | plan to change that (way back)
Okay, it's a story, so happy ending so far
Thanks for coming, and please do come again

You looked on her bathroom floor
Me, comatose and in bed Happy birthday to myself Turned 30, just lost my head
Thank you for all that you've done I can't express that too much
Found an SOS in a bottle I can't open
Fight fire with fire, it's a nice piece (shit)
We laugh at how we used to talk waving knifey (ha)
So long to the past, now we all can breathe (ha)
Ain't cheap or easy, but it's worth everything we need (right)

Shit, it's a boy, congratulations (thank God)
Damn, I'm annoying, but | plan to change that (way back)
Okay, it's a story, so happy ending so far
Thanks for coming, and please do come again

Ain't a line I crossed, it's a goddamn force field (whoo)
Screaming I'd be better off, should've taken more pills (whoo)
Playing my guitar in a room full of friends
At least, I hope that's how shit ends (whoo, it's so-)

Shit, it's a boy, congratulations thank God)
Damn, I'm annoying, but I plan to change that (way back)
Okay, it's a story, so happy ending so far
Thanks for coming, and please do come again