Cuphead The Musical

Hey, he's comin' this way, so beware
Say, let's shoot him right out of the air, hahaha
I could put him on icing myself
And we three veggies won't be so good for his health

Let's just smash him
Or whack him with a trout, ah
We could thrash him
And then pour his insides out

We're gonna kill off Cuphead
We're gonna make him die
We're gonna kill off Cuphead
With a big goodbye
We're gonna kill off Cuphead
We're gonna make him pay
His debt to the Devil
Is coming due today

I'll see that his life is cut short
While I call in the cops to come bee support
Why not give him the ride of his life?
Then shank that shnook with a briar as sharp as a knife

Let's use science
And arm ourselves for war
Sky-high violence
Is what Cuphead has in store

We're gonna kill off Cuphead
We're gonna make him die
We're gonna make him fish food
And then we'll make him fry
We're gonna kill off Cuphead
We're gonna make him pay
His debt to the Devil
Is coming due today

One shift of the stars and the tide is sure to turn
Too bad Cuphead's about to lose big
Three heads will hunt him till Cuphead feels the burn
For the rest of his headlining gig

They call me King Dice, 'cause that's who I am
A royal pain whose diabolical plan
To close some contracts needs a sucker or two
So come on, Cuphead, kid, I'm talking to you

Come shake my hand
We got a deal?
Good, cause now it gets real
You agreed to my game and you lost
You accepted the odds, now you'll cough up the cost
Don't screw with me kid, or I swear
I'll take my tea from your skull like cheap chinaware

Scare him
Scorch him
Let's liquify his brains
Taze him
Torch him
And then bury his remains

We're gonna kill off Cuphead
We're gonna make him die
It's his final curtain
And the end is nigh
We're gonna kill off Cuphead
We're gonna make him pay
His debt to the Devil
Is coming due today
Is coming due today
Is coming due today
Is coming due today
Is coming due today