Happy Factory

I'm riding to my Happy Factory!
I want to make nice things for my friends and me!
So many things to make, so many rocks to break!
It's fun to manufacture things!
I have some very cool machines!
So let's go in. We can begin
In my Happy Factory!

Little King John, what are you doing here?

Hello, Happyman! There is nothing to fear!
I have come here to confiscate your factory
This entire facility now belongs to me!
What a magnificent day for Little King John!
Let us lift up our voices in the magic of song!

Moon rocks! I just love Moon rocks!
Beautiful Moon rocks!
In the pipes, going into the machines
Moon rocks! How I love Moon rocks!
And the Moon rocks love me!
I just know it! Yes, I do!

But Little King John, just stop right there!
You can't take my factory, that is not fair!
I paid for this land, and all of this stuff!

Too bad Happyman, I say that is just tough
Now don't interrupt me, I'm singing a song
This is now mine, so go run along

With my Moon rocks, I can make erasers
There are many things that need to be erased
With my new factory, I can make yellow cheese
I can also make bars of soap, so I can be clean!

But I built this place with my own two hands!
This miscarriage of justice cannot stand!

And you built this place with consummate skill
But I am Little King John, and I'll take what I will!
This is mine!
This is mine!
This is mine!
This is mine too!
This is mine!
This is mine too!
This is mine!
This is mine!
This is mine!
This is mine too!
This is mine!
This is mine too!

This is mine!
This is mine!
This is mine!
This is mine too!
This is mine too!
In my dream, Little King John sure was frightening, and infuriating
But I have to admit, he was full of catchy music