Minister Snake

Reptile bound for heaven
Cut him down to size
Bible brainwashed fucker
Security when he dies

Watch him sin, sin, sin
Slithering to paradise
He has such scaly skin
and a face wide fake ass grin

You know forgiveness is dead
God will not forgive
Satan will be your friend
Someday when you won't live

Minister snake
Wears a devilish grin
Minister snake
Ready to give in
Minister snake
Got a devil for a friend
Minister snake
Likes to sin, sin, sin

He resides in the house of God
Barracks for his fucking army
What a traitor, what a traitor
He really bows to me

He kneels at the alter of Christ
Well aware of the price
He's gonna pay, won't get in
Lord knows he's no virgin

- Hello little girl. Where are your parents?
* They died. I have no home.
- You're a smart little girl then. You
knew to come to the right place,
where you will be loved under God's roof.
* Thank you father.
- We'll take good care of you. In fact,
why don't you stay at my house. We
have lots of candy and toys.
* Ok thank you father.
- Ok. This will be our little
secret, right?