John Wayne

John Wayne was never a soldier
John Wayne was never a hero
John Wayne didn't join the army
John Wayne didn't die for his country

John Wayne was scared of the Indians
John Wayne was scared of the guns
John Wayne was scared of the bullits
He was scared of all the other Johns

John Wayne, John Wayne was scared
John Wayne,
John Wayne was scared

John Wayne never won a war
John Wayne never served in Vietnam
John Wayne only faught with his woman
John Wayne, you're not a real man

John Wayne laughing on the soundtrack
John Wayne looking like a hunchback
John Wayne riding on a horsetrack
Hey John, I want my money back

John Wayne, John Wayne was scared
John Wayne, John Wayne was
was, was. was scared

This is what John Wayne said to the American soldiers:
I can't sing, I can't dance
but I can shake a lot of hands
I can't sing, I can't dance
but I can shake a lot of hands
I can't sing. I can't dance
but I can shake a lot of hands

John Wayne, John Wayne was scared (5x)
John Wayne, John Wayne was,
was, was, was scared